In honor of finals week.....

In true Three Girls fashion when our lives aren't busy with studying and other productive activities we rarely post, however when its time to get down to business we get down to blogging.  Actually that's a slight lie.  MJ gets down to blogging along with tweeting, finding new blogs, listening to music no one else likes (and hasn't heard of yet), and doing other non-mainstream hipster things. So big high five to Georgia and Belle for putting their parents hard earned money to good use! We can compare GPA's later. As for me, finals doesn't technically start until midnight and who am I to rush a lazy Sunday afternoon? I really don't have a ton to blog about so I'll do a quick recap of our lives (ya know like they do on Glee (which I totally don't watch, totally) where they say "and that's what you missed" and the narrater talks really fast and even if you've watched the whole season you become slightly confused after watching the recap? ya something like that.)

Well we started this blog with.....

• no house
• no internship
• no 2/3 boyfriends
• no pets
• no frequent shooter card at the strip
• and other obscure things I'm sure we've whined about

As of today we have....

• A perfect yellow house with the official name...... The Legal Pad (cause its yellow and pad also means house in 90's generation slang. so clever.)

• I (MJ) and Belle both got internships this summer
• I'll be interning for the Arts Council of OKC and Tap Werks Alehouse and Cafe
• Belle is deciding between two options one in Dtown and the other in LA (wow what a hard life)
• Ehhh still no boyfriends, but honestly we see that one as a positive. 
• The no pets things is going to be staying the same for the next year. Angie thinks a dog in a house is like an oil rig in the gulf; everyone thinks its a good idea until it messes everywhere then no one wants to clean it up. (well that was a horrible analogy) 
• Okay this one not being accomplished isn't our fault.  They haven't been invented yet, but I think that would boost sales and loyalty if say The Cricket had a frequent shooter or pitcher card that was like 10th (or whatever #) shot/pitcher is on us! so you know you get your card punched every time you buy one! Basically I'm saying buy 9 shots/pitchers get the 10th free!! Honestly, this is a great idea.
• I really can't remember what else we've whined about in this blog. I do recall something about a frozen penis once? 

Lastly, just for Leetle and Gbaby I'm going to run through my thought process when seeing girls carry their LV purse.

1. I wonder if its real?
2. Ohh the way she's carrying it proves its real.
3. If I ever find a man dumb enough to spend that much money on some leather and zippers do I have to carry it like that?
4. I think every person I've ever seen carry a Louis carries it just like that. Do you think in the tiny care manual it specifically states the proper way to carry a Louis? Or maybe they are admiring their manicure?
5. Would I be more hipsterish if I didn't follow the instructions and carried it more like this?....
6. No even then that wouldn't be hipster at all. Unless I found one in some sketch thrift store only homeless people and I frequent. Then it'd be vintage and green and more like me. Although if only homeless people are shopping there how the hell did a Louis end up there?
7. I bet their biceps on their carrying arm are killer. Do you think they switch arms just to keep their biceps even? Next time I see a girl with one arm's biceps considerably larger than the other's I'm gonna be like that girl has Louis arms. 
8. Do all Louis's come with a tiny teacup designer catdog?
9. I hope not. If my landlord found out about my Louis catdog she'd kill it and hang it on our front porch warning all of God's precious creatures their fate if they come to our house.
10. Gah my landlord is scary. I know that was meant to be a hyperbole, but I really don't think it was too far off from the truth.
11. What do you do with your Louis when you're at the bar? I know you're not gonna set it on the floor or the bar? You're carrying a small fortune.  I'd sit my first born on the bar before that precious Louis.
12. So now that your arm is permaset to Louis mode you only have one free hand. What do you do when you order a drink you can't hold your drink, baby Louis, and get your wallet (it better be Louis because how embarrassing would it be to be carrying a Louis at the bar then pull out a Hobo wallet? the bartenders will judge you.(that would be almost as embarrassing as only owning a Louis wallet because well that just means you're poor (Ohh crap, I don't own either!)) 
13. So let's visualize this because I'm good with visuals: Okay I'm walking up to the bar and precious Louis keeps brushing up against these commoners because well when your arm is in Louis mode that large purse is kinda in the way. Finally, I'm at the bar. I pause to admire my lavender Essie nail polish; hmm I wonder if they have a drink that matches my nails? Success! They did. Here's the tricky part.  In my left arm is baby Louis and iPhone in my left hand (hence why I was only able to order one drink) now my right hand is free however I don't have enough room to extend my left arm to separate Louis's straps to pull out my rather large Louis wallet.  Ironically, even if I could separate those straps what's the chance of me finding my wallet in the middle of my catdog, camera, mac makeup, 7 sets of car keys, change of pants, pair of boots, couch cushion, bottle of gin, chick-fa-la chicken sandwich, backup purse, love fern, umbrella, smart car, and starbucks skinny vanilla latte. Man, now that I think about it this Louis is getting heavy. Beauty is pain? Ok well I finally got that wallet; too bad I didn't remember before all this that I carry my credit card behind my iPhone in the case. Huh, silly me. Nbd its not like any one was waiting on me to pay.  Oh great, I chipped my nails during that whole scavenger hunt.  Luckily there's an open table I can just touch it up! Well hopefully I don't get too drunk and lose the key to the tiny lock for my zipper again tonight.  I ended up having to leave my last Louis at the bar because I locked myself out.  But hey nbd about getting a new one and filling it back up with all the essentials.

*disclaimer. I don't think my humor translates through blog or anything thats not in person. Sooo sorry if you just wasted your precious finals time going through my Louis carrying thought process.