Where do we start?

After many failed attempts at finding "the perfect major", searching for a house instead of studying, and realizing we lack focus on anything of importance, we decided we needed to get it together.  Well actually Georgia Rae just got bored while visiting her mom and created us a blog.  It makes sense though, what do most 20 somethings do when they need to be focusing on the future...... avoid reality and occupy their time with hours of unproductiveness.  Writing a blog is a great way to make us feel like we're doing something important and worthy of our time.  Besides, we think we're uber interesting and humorous girls.  Here's a little about the three of us.  Ohhh our post names came from a date party one year.  The theme was "Barndance" so naturally we felt to get the full experience out of it we need to make up ranchy names.

Georgia Rae*

I enjoy crunching numbers with my freshly sharpened pencil.  My life plan is to make more money than the clients I prepare tax returns for. I'm an expert at telling awkward stories that people uncomfortably laugh at. The only time people get my stories is when I am reenacting a time I fell down the stairs, off a bed, over a small animal, or somehow managed to trip while standing perfectly still.  Long awkward story short I like lots of numbers especially when they are on my paycheck, people don't get my stories, and I'm extremely clumsy.

Magnolia June*

I'm a commitment-phobe who secretly wants that ring by spring. I've had more majors than Brigham Young had wives. I've finally landed on a major that highlights what I'm best at: going out to dinner, enjoying stays at the W hotel, and throwing champagne brunches. I have a tendency to believe my humor is far superior to others and if you don't agree with me then I question your intelligence level. I am a firm believer in awkwardness but then again thats probably just because I'm so good at it. 

Belle Starr*

Although I am approaching super senior status, I'm probably the one that's got it the most together. I spend my days reading 900 page text books in a single sitting, designing virtual spaces that will probably never actually materialize, acting like an architect major while gaining my interior design degree, and being consumed with anything that doesn't include my social life. I am currently in the middle of a white girl quarter life crisis: becoming fluent in Spanish and dreaming of adopting a Japanese baby, all while refusing to admit that I'm stuck in the buckle of the Bible Belt instead of on those California beaches.  

*Disclaimer these blurbs are hyperbolized versions of how we see each other.

Its time to sign off now because Belle Starr needs to go to sleep, Georgia Rae needs to do her homework, and Magnolia June needs to.... well honestly she's probably just going on Twitter. Hope ya'll come back now.